Long Tour

What do ya say, jojo, you and me re-up and put this one on our dream sheet?!

"All anyone wants is a little unfair advantage" - Pert

Could OML have helped this poor boy?

He's Baaack

Prince - "Black Sweat"

May not stay up long

Barry Bonds--- The Official Definition

A no good, dirty, rotten, perjuring, cheating, condescending , unfaithful, unappreciative, spiteful, malignant, racist, browbeating piece of vomit-ridden dogshit.

P Has FIVE (5) Tickets for #90!

Date: Sunday, May 28, 2006.

Time: Because of Daylight Savings Time, although the tickets are printed 12:00Noon EST., the race, according to an curmudgeny insert with the tickets, will actually start, (long, pained, implied sigh from IMS) for the SECOND time, at 1:00PM EDT, (local time.)
You'd think by the second year they could get it right.

Location: SW Vista, Sec.13, Row HH, Seats 6,7,8,9 & 10.

P is pleased. I hope you all are also.

For a deputy he was a fine landlord

When he left Mayberry, the show died a horrible death. When he moved in after the Ropers left, "Three's Company" was rejuvenated (I myself never really cared for the above mentioned Ropers).

I'd say he was pretty good.

Be Handsome, Be Attractive, Don't Be Unattractive

I'm positive this is from SNL.

Bond...Shemp Bond

Hey, I don't really care. The Bond franchise stopped mattering a long time ago. These guys have a point, though. And there's one of Curley, too!

Following Fripp

Road trip
friday night feeling
caffeine buzz
music on the radio
free, high, sing along
tires hum
cracked window whistles
gas up, pee, more coffee
flying
I'm somebody else tonight
Have fun Gock!

Wait! Now they're saying that he's still alive!

Little known fact: Gowdy rarely knew what the hell he was talking about. He'll be the first at the gate to "high-five" Tom Carnegie when his time mercifully comes.

Classic funny PSAa

These have been around for quite a while, but some of you may not have seen them.

"Look at all your different colored hats!"

k Has New Stove Installed in Downstairs Room

No, not a cook stove. A smaller version of the one in the corner of the l/r (that heats the house.) This heats the downstairs of the two story. k is happy as a clam. Why do they say that, are clams happy? P. as you can well imagine, is extatic (sp?) clicking his heels together and all like that. Too cool. Tell the kids.

'Large Breast Appreciation Week'

Amusing

Tomorrow is opening night for Eva

Break a leg.

Rog ****'s Up A Perfectly Executed Plan

After all remuneration and benifits were settled, Rog's uneasiness wouldn't let him rest, so while I was up north he and P went and laid all the past financial details regarding G's place out for the powers that be. So now we have to hand over 1/3 of the sale price on the domicile to the UCNH. "I'm sure glad my folks taught me smarter than that." That's a quote from the sister who took care of my mother in this regard and warned me after she found out the hard way. Hope this makes sense.

Next in Line?

Sorry, I finally got around to installing Photoshop and couldn't resist. This is the way I see the latest events in history.

Rocky VI

Gngx...chntx....chnt....bwahaha!

Koalas make great Birfday gifts

As usual I'm late on dates but I'll take the easy way out and blame KoF and God for it.

We do hope that she enjoyed herself nonetheless eating Hershey Bars, chugging Diet Coke and watching a really awful football game.

Wikipedia Bans Access from Capitol Hill Computers

This is an NPR short about how congresspeople et al have edited info about themselves and their bosses. Funny.