In the Bible it says that...

Kissinger and Levy begat Scorsese And


Dangerfield and Donovan begat Weiss

There are victims of Katrina, and there are victims of Katrina

"The Saints (3-8) returned to East Rutherford, having played their 'home' opener here against the New York Giants after Hurricane Katrina devastated the New Orleans area and ruined the Superdome. The Saints lost 27-10, and receiver Joe Horn later said the NFL was making a 'mockery' of the team."

Excuse me while I cry a river for them. When will the suffering of this noble NFL franchise and its players and coaches end? Can't the citizens of New Orleans see that the Saints are the real victims here? Won't somebody please think of the football players?

I got porked on Thanksgiving

Just a few of the many things that I'm thankful for after this weekend:

• Pert and koALa's continued love and hospitality every time their compound is overrun by crumb-snatching little bastards. We love you and appreciate everything you do.
• Gock's pork roast idea and recipe. That was just the thing to give this Thanksgiving a distinction that will keep it remembered as something other than "just another holiday".
• The visit from KT1 and KT3. I must admit that my first instinct is "Oh, shit. Now I have to bring up my energy, be friendly, entertaining, and charming." (Not that I succeed on any count) However, I end up being incredibly glad that they visit, and wish they didn't have to leave. They're funny, loving, and tremendously entertaining.
  
• That GT1 is taking dance actively again. It's wonderful to see her light up about something that she loves. Kudo's (improper apostrophe acknowledged) to Gock for managing to make it happen.
• Agatha's influence on the team: My better half brings a...something...to the procedings that puts just enough sugar to the recipe to keep the whole weekend sweet. Thanks, Baby.
• A Sunday morning conversation with O Mr Leonard. It's good to hear his voice, and good to see the way the 'rents get all excited when he calls. The bastard.
• Mostly, it's the fact that I can spend a three or four day weekend with my family, and end it genuinely excited about the holiday next month.
  

Kick in with your Christmas plans when you have them, and I'll put together some kind of a travel grid to track us all, whether you're planning on descending upon koALaville this Xmas or not.

2752?

Anyone want to throw out a date we can use for the over/under on when the American Troop deaths in Iraq (as if they're the only ones that matter) outstrip those on 9/11? Current course and speed looks like mid to late next year.

Indiana Unclaimed Property

I rarely watch the local news, but I did last night, and they mentioned that the state has a huge amount of unclaimed money.

You have a deceased family member who has over $400 due from an insurance company.

A few Sunday afternoon news items

Meet some incredibly self-centered parents:
Chicago cafe wages war on brats

What an oaf. The look on his face is priceless.
Bush attempt to retreat impeded by supply closet

Is nobody shocked by the level of blatent dishonesty from these people any longer?
Rummy: What? Nobody asked me what I thought!

Silent but deadly?

It's quiet out here. Too quiet. And I've got too much time on my hands today. Here's a list of silent killers I found on the web, along with the source of the information. Good luck trying to sleep at night, knowing that all of these crafty bastards are lurking about, waiting to suck the life out of you and your loved ones:

Affordable Housing Crisis: The "Silent Killer"	High Cholesterol: The Silent Killer Disease
Ammonia - the silent killer	Hypertension: the Silent Killer Disease
Aneurysm: The Silent Killer	Hypothermia -- The Silent Killer
Anxiety, the Silent Killer	IBC: The Silent Killer
Asbestos: The Silent Killer	Indoor air pollution: the silent killer
Aspartame - the silent killer	Inflammation the Silent Killer?
bladder cancer, the silent killer	kidney failure: The Silent Killer
Body Fat, The Silent Killer	Kids Drowning: The Silent Killer
Brain tumours: the silent killer	Lung Cancer: the Silent Killer
Breast Cancer: the Silent Killer	Marijuana the Silent Killer
CAPRINE ARTHRITIC ENCEPHALITIS - THE SILENT KILLER	Mesothelioma: the Silent Killer
CARBON MONOXIDE: The Silent Killer aboard your boat	Obstructive Sleep Apnea: the Silent Killer Disease
Colon Cancer: the Silent Killer	Opiates the silent killer
Congenital Heart Disease: The silent killer	Osteoporosis: the Silent Killer Disease
Diabetes: the Silent Killer Disease	Ovarian Cancer: The Silent Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide	Parasites: The Silent Killer
Domestic Violence: The Silent Killer	Rectal Cancer: the Silent Killer
Drowsy Driving: The Silent Killer	SIDS...THE SILENT KILLER
Fire: The Silent Killer	Smoke - the Silent Killer
Fluoride: The Silent Killer	Stress The Silent Killer
GastroIntestinal Stasis, The Silent Killer	Stroke: The Silent Killer
Haemophilia, The Silent Killer	Syndrome X, The Silent Killer
Heart Disease: the Silent Killer	Teflon poisoning: The silent killer
Hepatitis C the Silent Killer	Women and HIV -- the silent killer
Herbal Formulation for Blood Pressure- The Silent Killer	X-linked Lymphoproliferative syndrome, The Silent Killer
High Blood Pressure: The Silent Killer

Regarding David's Posted Photograph

Your comment is wrong. The picture is an example of why you should be taking and posting photos.

Big K Inspired By New Sleep Plan

Big K Inspired By New Sleep Plan

For the November and December Family Gatherings.

Daybed to gazebo. Trundle bed to gazebo. One futon couch to gazebo--if it fits. Tarps around edges. Electric blankets for each bed. Fire in stove. Enter now to win a chance to sleep out there--Big K is a given 'cause it was her idea, and like Henny Penny, she will do the work. (Is it Henny Penny?) Eva T2 and Gock T and Eva T1 are first in line.
Gotta go spackle and paint now.

Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays

My schedule, until further notice:

Alito would make a majority - Can you guess what?

Scalia, Thomas, Kennedy, and Roberts are the other four.

Faulkner vs. Gaines

I recalled one of Agatha's favorite books to be As I Lay Dying, and then read it. Pretty depressing. Afterwards, I checked Agatha's list again and saw that the favorite book mentioned is A Lesson Before Dying. Possibly somewhat different plot. I have that book and will read it too.

Ivy Is Counselor of the Year

I know you will all be as proud as I am that Ivy was voted Counselor of the Year at the organization that licenses all alcohol & drug counselors in the state. She can be e-mailed congrats at I just came back and edited out identifying info. Sometimes I am so dumb, I forget this is not necessary private.

Enterprise gets rear-ended

Oh Captain, my Captain.

Sweep!

Bwaaahahahahahahahahahaha!

Walk off!

What a game!

There's always the UFC

South Side Represent

The Indy contingent extends congrats to Jojo. We'll be throwing in our support in the Fall Classic, too.

Askren Home Update

You can score a sweet gig this way!

Okay, How About This?

Okay, how about this?
P suggests, and I concurr, just sell the houses and 7 acres, Keep the 4 to 5 acres starting at Loving Road. Later, you guys could build a cabin, pitch a tent, dig a well, put in a septic system, camp out on it. Unless I sell it to buy a fur coat or a diamond tiara, that is.

Rayburn's Lament

Elephants are big,
Airplanes are bigger,
Nipsey Russell is now one dead comic poet.

koALA Reassures the EvaDewer, and Potpourri

I've never thought of myself as the member of the tribe to be most needful of mollycoddling, (see KOF), but apparently I've sold myself short. I received a call from koALa and Pert this morning, ultimately geared towards giving me an opportunity to vent any misgivings I may have with respect the pending purge of worldly goods and land that make up The Compound. So I did.

While I've never made a secret of my affinity for the family farm, I recognize that it is the people that reside in and around the abode that make it what it is. I know that, even if I had the means to offer fair market for the land, it wouldn't make any sense, as it stops being what it is to me when the occupants abandon it -er- move. I'm aware of at least some of the many benefits that come with the move, and support it. Emotionally, I'm probably reluctant because I don't want things to change, as if keeping things the status quo would prevent other things from progressing. Obviously, on a conscious level, that level of ostrich syndrome would be pointless, and in fact potentially harmful. So sell the shit and move already. Don't forget that herb, though.

Once talked off of *that* ledge, koALa got the opportunity to assure me that the shoulder injury I suffered during tennis yesterday is not likely to be a torn rotator cuff, as was my fear. Though I won't know for sure until one of the local docs performs the appropriate tests, I am mostly convinced that the problem will neither be with me that long, nor require surgery. So there's that.

On a more positive note, I picked up a couple of tickets for the Braves' second playoff game (this Thursday) for me and Pert. We'll be there to see their annual collapse firsthand. I don't know if any of you have been to a park for a playoff game, but there's a really cool vibe that comes with it, at least in my limited experience. I think it has something to do with the bunting (the decoration, not the batting choice).

Installing a new hard drive on a Windows system

This seems like it could be useful. ;-)

Find the Brownie!

Again, I just have to share.

Where's your 3DBB now?

RIP, Tennessee.

That's quite a...projected storm path!

Born to be alive

Stops being that funny after a couple of viewings.

Still...

Hey, man, there’s a beverage here

Nothing earth-shattering here, but I thought I'd share.

Well, Doesn't This Just Bite!

The Taurus, after a new fuel filter, new tank of gas, oilchange & filter, still shows check engine light. Computer at repair shop says #1 cylinder missfiring and will do new plugs & wires for $300.00 which may fix it. Doesn't feel like plugs to me or pa though. All things considered,(mainly,I must have a car I can rely on) we decided to price new cars. What is available, that we can afford, is a Focus wagon for 12000.00 plus our car. And I SAVE the three hundred. I'd wanted to get a Prius, but initial cost, even with Agatha's help, precludes that decision. We get the car tomorrow. I had hoped to drive the Taurus till I died, but, well, I guess I'm glad I didn't.

I Ask to Be...

...or not to be.

Worth sharing

I hope you all had a fun and safe holiday weekend.
Looking forward to pics, I am.

. . . and this

I'm Sure You've Seen This, But It's Just So Funny I've Got to Post It

The misplaced priorities of the presidential administration

I know it's just exhausting to go on providing more evidence of the obvious. We are five years into this debacle and their are still huge numbers of people who "just don't get it."

But I had to share this anyway.

Black people loot. White people find

One man's ceiling...

The above link is time sensitive, but just look for the headline from above somewhere on the page. Or just jump to the chick pix, if you prefer.

I think we're in a world of shit, and we're just starting to get a taste. Or this will all blow over, and we'll forget about it. Except that we'll be paying $4.59 a gallon for gas, and not remember why. (Look at that: I've hijacked my own thread with an economic/political non-seq. Go me.)

"One side can be wrong"

Exactly.

Are you out of your element?

Love's Labor Day's Lost Weekend

Agatha, Pert, koALa, and the EvaDewer head down to PCB this weekend for days of fun and frivolity. Katrina didn't damage the building at all, as far as I know, but it will be interesting to see how much beach we have left. We keep bringing sand in, and Mother Nature keeps taking it away. I see that battle going only one way in the long run, but we'll see.

I'll post some pictures when we get back (or maybe even while we're there, if I'm lucky).

Pert and I are gonna take in a rarity in baseball these days: We're going to a doubleheader tomorrow night at Turner Field. Should be some fun! Thanks to Agatha for the tickets, and to the aforementioned Mama Nature for raining out the original date (last night), thus forcing the two-fer.

Questions on everyone's mind:

1. Is the Gockster going to Orbfest 2005? Is there going to be one?
2. Can the EvaDewer really sit through two whole baseball games?
3. Once we get to the beach, will we really return?

Time will tell.

Recent Anonymous Comment Flood

I've set the blogs to accept comments from members only. It seems that Eva Pictures has been found. Sorry about that. Somebody has to fuck up everything. I'm not a capital punishment guy, but I swear to god...

Let me know if you get impacted in any way when trying to comment or post.

Thanks,
Yer friendly admin

Jump start

Social Bookmarking

For them what thinks they might get use out of this, try it out.
I just registered, myself, on the advice of a coworker.

Ahhhhhhhhhh

You know, I once had to learn a lot of this stuff.

It seems like maybe it's time for a fresh post.

Rod the Bod takes a hit

Click on the image for a better view (now with the followup)

Happy Birthday To Daya

Happy Birthday To Daya
By now it is August 14th in Germany, so Greetings and Salutations to Dipity Do on the occasion of yet another anniversary of his fortuitous arrival into this world of weirdos. His handsomeness is much admired this side of the Atlantic and his wisdom is lauded worldwide. Yet he remains ever humble and respectful of his elders. A gentleman and a scholar, let us praise his works.
Happy Birthday OML

"You can do it!" "Sure, but you suck!"

The Bears are the Bears are the Bears...

Hyperbaric Oxygen Therapy?

Hyperbaric Oxygen Therapy? Oxygen drops (Oxymune)? Local friend (our optometrist) suggests. Any comments, opinions, suggestions? About all oxygen therapy EXCEPT Hyperbaric I tend to say humbug. Hyperbaric? I wonder. Needs prescription by doctor, travel to provider, stay at location of provider. Medicare and insurance would not pay for this condition. Cost +- $100.00 per treatment and I infer that many treatments are recommended, maybe 40. I'm considering pursuing this, ie: trying to get a prescription. We could pick a fun location and make it a vacation sort of trip. Is this going to Mexico for almond seed extract injections for cancer? Or......? Honesty please.

September 11?

Ok, I don't get that at all.

That's a pretty heavy way of making sure you never forget your anniversary!

Who's going?

Free Credit Report: Info here

It was pretty painless to do. There are three agencies; from each one, you are entitled to a free report from each of them annually. I'm figuring on getting a free one every four months by rotating through.

JoJo's Pictures

Go to "Eva Pictures" to see photographs from JoJo's and KoF's visits with "the stars." KoF has the funniest (and creepiest, depending on your perspective) story about JoJo and his "encounter" with Adrienne Barbeau. (Sorry I kept editing this post, sending you each another message each time.)

Almost Blue

Two songs stood out: "Indoor Fireworks" and "Red Dirt Girl." We are sad to have been present for an excellent concert that we missed. (Ravinia on the lawn is no way to see or hear an artist.)

Looks like fun

"Reason for leaving last job: The owner gave new meaning to the word 'paranoia.' I prefer to elaborate privately."

Golf on Duff

Okay, what do you think of this?

The object is to state the main plot of the episode introduced. The introduction begins with one player's descripiton of the opening scene. The rest of the players then have the opportunity to come up with the plot description. The scenes are then described in order until one of the other players comes up with the plot. The players are given an adequate amount of time after each scene description to come up with the plot description. Judgement as to whether or not the given plot descripiton is correct can be a group decision. One point is accrued for each scene description needed, and five points deducted for a correct guess. The player with the least amount of points after a given number of rounds wins. A round can be when each player has had a shot at an introduction, just one introduction and solution, just one introduction, or when the players just want to quit.

Clearly, the player introducing an episode must know it well enough to describe its scenes in sequence. The more detailed and colorful the descriptions, the better. This should be part of the fun. Yeah, that's right, I said fun, dammit!

They just aren't even pretending anymore

Really nothing to add

Emergency Info. in Mobile Telephone

Under "ICE" (for "in case of emergency") in your cell phone numbers list, save the telephone number of the person you want emergency personnel to call if they come upon you in a drunken stupor. That way, you won't necessarily be hauled off to jail (unless you give them Daddy's number; he'll encourage them take you).

"Heaven Can Wait" No""Homo Innuendo"" Proven

Heaven Can Wait, No Homo Innuendo Proven

Despite a puzzling inquiring telephone call before Saturday night's excellent performance, the brave actors and intrepid behind-the-scenes participants in the second public showing of Kudzu Productions' Heaven Can Wait soldiered on undeterred. This reviewer, long familiar with the mindset of folks who make such inquiries, aware of their "common" (in at least two senses. Agatha) lack of familiarity with the American canon and possibly closely related to one of their ilk, couldn't help chuckling inwardly when Murray Sarkin, as Max Levine the fight manager, actually touched--quelle horror-- Joe, aka Farnsworth,(Greg Fitzgerald). Your dutifully vigilant reviewer listened intently for gasps or more vehement exhibitions of shock, but unable to detect any over the ribald roars of raucous laughter, assumes the homophobe caller either, 1. Stayed home reading Harlequins or 2. didn't find the male touching unacceptable and went home thinking maybe "that weird stuff" wasn't so bad after all.
Seriously, Heaven Can Wait is a good show, a fine evening's entertainment, and well worth the fifty bucks--or whatever.
Especially notable was Bob Smith as the smarmy, slightly slimey, albeit incredibly charming and handsome Tony Abbott. One was reminded of various Cary Grant/Tony Randall/David Niven performances.
Everybody else in the cast done good too.
Kudos to Kristen Smith who served as Stage Manager/Production Assistant and coordinated lighting and sound with admirable aplomb. Without her expertise, the show would have lacked a certain amount of atmosphere and cohesion.
The show will run through August 20, every Friday & Saturday night. Some Thursdays and one Sunday matinee. Inquire at box office for times and prices.-30-

"I did not have sexual relations with those two...

...not three times!"

Blair saying bye two Rove n' Bush. And by Rove n' Bush I mean a big ol' pair of turds.

Problem with adding comments?

Is anyone else having a problem with comments not showing up on the page? I added a comment under koALa's most recent untitled diatribe (j/k), which would be the second comment under the post. However, it isn't showing up on my page, even after refreshing the browser. Here's the wierd part: If I go in to add a comment to that thread, my previously entered comment shows up on the left side as having been entered.

Is my comment visible to anyone else? (It describes some side effects to the current experimental script that Pert is using.)

koALa & Pert's plans for the future incompass:

Selling the Indy house.
Paying off Mayo, Jacksonvlle. (They did not accept Medicare assignment.)
Paying off all other debts.
Having walk-in shower installed for Pert.

Then we will have no mortgage, car, furniture, medical or other debts.
All the big medical expense has taken place already and should be minimal in future.
We can live just fine on our incomes from P's pension, P's Social Security and my Social Security.

There will be Home Health Care available, paid by Medicare, I think, if we need it.
If we become destitute, there is always Medicaid.

Please relax your minds and don't worry. We are happy and day to day living is good.

All those jokes about the double wides were just that; jokes. (Is that the correct use of a ;?)
I wouldn't wish rural living on you guys, although there are lots of good things about it for us.
All that said, I still promise to call David to come live with us if it becomes necessary. You are all wonderful people and we are grateful for you, born kids, in-law kids, grandkids.

More for Tommy

(Bandwidth borrowed by permission. If you wish to share, please send file copies and not link to that URL.)

Bette Logan!

For anyone that cares, but does not yet know, I'll be in "Heaven Can Wait" at a local (Roswell, GA) theater, Kudzu Playhouse, beginning this weekend. The show runs every Friday and Saturday night at 8:00 for six weeks (through August 20) . There is also a Sunday matinee on August 7th, and Thursday evening shows on August 11th and 18th. More information is available here. Tickets can be reserved via email or phone. I'm not sure how necessary reservations are, but the last Saturday night show that I saw there was nearly sold out.

I really get to be an EvaDewer, in that I play Tony, the murderous personal assistant to the millionaire that Joe Pendleton inhabits.

Thanks to (y´)all

It was a stone groove y´all! Da movies was fly, the poontang boat ruled--with and without anchor, the rafting was fun, the fireworks excellent, the cabin perfect. Thanks to all who made it happen, it was great to see all of you.

Mister Cranky on Batman Begins

He pretty much agrees with OML here.

What's the difference between Iraq and Vietnam?

Bush had a plan to get out of Vietnam.

PertoALapallooza 2005 - The Misadventure Begins

"I invited them? I thought you invited them!"



First things first: Here is a reposting of directions to the cabin for this year's festivities.

Address:
The cabin: A Fisherman's Retreat
650 Blackberry Drive
Mineral Bluff, GA 30559
706-374-7740 (There is some confusion on this number. It may not be right, if memory serves.)

For the visually oriented:
Map of Blackberry Drive, Mineral Bluff

Directions
From Loving Road/76, leaving from Pertoalaville:

1. Turn right off of Loving Road onto 76
2. Go to the intersection of 515/60. Turn right (North) onto Hwy 60 (Lakewood Highway).
3. Go 1.8 miles to Railroad Avenue, turn left.
4. Go .3 miles to Mountain River Road, turn right. You will go across a wooden bridge. Stay on the main paved road for about .5 mile to Blackberry Drive, and turn right.
5. Go .6 mile to the dead end. There is a gate. Open the gate and continue to the cabin. There is a Tica Cabin Rental sign at the driveway.

From Atlanta International Airport and Gun Show:

1. Go North on the I-75 N/I-85 N entry ramp out of Atlanta, through Marietta
2. Continue on I-75 N toward Marietta/Chattanooga - go 18 miles
3. Take the I-575 N exit 268 to Canton - go 31 miles

• becomes GA-5 N/GA-515 N - go 15 miles
• becomes Zell Miller Mountain Pky - go 10 miles
• becomes US-76 E - go 16 miles
• Total mileage on this road: ~62 miles
  

1. Turn left on US-60 (Lakewood Highway)
2. Follow directions from #3 above

Tentative schedule, Non-Sequitur South:
Friday, July 1
1:05 - OML arrives at Delta International Air Emporium, takes train to Doraville, is picked up by The EvaDewer or his minions.
?:00 - KOF arrives at same, is picked up directly from airport. KOF is special, hence the moniker.

Saturday, July 2
AEAICP (As Early As Is Conveniently Possible, koALa) - The Nor-X contingency, with Berliner and Chicagoan in tow, will travel up to Pertoalaville, then head to the cabin in the afternoon. If the drill is the same as last year, we'll run over to the rental agency during the day (@3:00) on Saturday the 2nd to pick up the keys, and drive over from there.

Saturday, July 2 - Thursday, July 7
Naked, unbridled revelry

Thursday, July 7
JJG arrives in Hotberg, drives up, getting lost many times on the way. Note to JJG - Get "official" number of telephone at cabin before leaving the home of Dick Butkus, so that you may be safely guided in by one of our trained chimps.


















Note: Not all pictured family members will necessarily be represented; lineup and schedule subject to change based on availability, desire, and the amount of alcohol and/or coffee available. All ticket purchases, airline reservations, and other plans are final, and may not be refunded. Show is rain or shine, and buyer assumes all risk of bodily, emotional, and spiritual damage during water excursions, pyrotechnic activities, and red-meat-laden meals.

Your Friday moment of Zen

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

Baseball for the Mature Adult

I have confirmed an embarrassing truth about myself: I'm a trashy, trashy girl. JoJo and I just came home from a dugout-clearing baseball-field melee (JoJo says it was a donnybrook), and I led the fans onto the field. In my defense, I only ran out there to save Chris, who, at that moment, was surrounded by opposing-team players. He had just taken the first punch, was jumped by three opposing players, with two more players heading in. Lucky for him and for me, his best friend Matt came cruising into it all, knocking over one of them like Terry Tate in that video that's going around. For a short time there it was JoJo and Matt against six players. Then it was everybody against everybody. I've never seen anything like it, although it was reminiscent of little league. JoJo is okay, but a couple of our players left the field with bloody noses. Well, one of them left with a bloody nose because of an accident earlier in the game, having been hit in the face with a ball off of a bat (I took him to the hospital), but that's another story.

I had no idea how dangerous this sport could be.

Another Cherry Popped

And then there were two.

T3 demolished the Windstar this afternoon when he sideswiped another car while pulling out onto Beaver Ruin Road. He is fine except for some small cuts on his left arm from the airbag deployment. Moby is a junkyard whale now. The other vehicle, a Mercury Mountaineer, suffered a dented and now inoperable passenger's side door.

Agatha and I were still back at the car wash, where we had taken all three cars to clean them up. I was vacuuming my car out when car wash dude came over and asked if the white van was mine, and told me it had been in an accident. I knew immediately what intersection it happened at (it was just a parking lot away from where I was, but not visible to me from there). That was the fastest, but longest, 100 yards I've ever run. I can't tell you how I felt when I saw T3 standing outside the van, apparently uninjured. It's a bit corny to say that I couldn't hope for a better Father's Day present than that, but, all else considered, nothing could compare.

Two cops, a fire engine, and two tow-trucks later (The other driver wasn't carrying his driver's license, so they towed his car, which was drivable, back to his house. I paid the tow truck driver, feeling bad enough that the other guy's week had already been fucked up through no fault of his own.), we (the family) licked our wounds, went home and initiated the insurance dance. I'll follow up on how that goes, because I know you're all *very* interested.

Conversations from my local video rental store

Conversations from my local video rental store.
The clerk, a lovely young local woman, is studying a large book and complaining to another customer: "I haven't had any of this stuff since high school and I'm certainly not going to need any of it in the field I'm going for my master's in."
Customer: "Well, Florida has pretty strict standards."
Clerk: "These eleven letter words and complicated math problems are so ridiculous, I flunked the entrance test once already."
Me: "What are you going for your master's in?"
Clerk: "Secondary education, I'm not dumb, I graduated from Emory University with a 3.5 average. And Emory's a good school."
Me, slightly taken aback: "Well, Honey, if you are going to teach, you never know what you might need to know. I'm sure it will come in handy later."
Clerk: "This complicated math and stuff is ridiculous!"
Me: "Well, good luck next time you take the test."
Clerk: "Oh, I'm not worried. God's going to be with me next time. He'll take care of me and help me through it.?

If we're lucky, this girl will be teaching our children's children someday.

This, That, and the Other

I'll try to get something going here early in the morning your time, if that's what you mean by a book. If not, well, tough poop! Other than that, I can promise not to forget to call this week.

Speaking of what people see or don't see, how does this site look on your respective browsers? The Kontakt link should be in the eye and the other two flanked near the bottom. It'd be great if any of you could report your browser name, and any "irregularites". That is all.

Neil Young Paraphrase I Liked

'A digital musical recording is always the same and always perfect. Analog is not quite perfect and always different. Therefore, when your brain hears digital sound it records it and recognises it immediately next time it hears it, and gets bored sooner. When you brain hears analog, it hears each repetition differently and discovers something new in the sound. Aand your brain finds this more interesting and stimulating. ' I say, that's possibly why some people, one of which I am, believe that analog, including tapes, but especially vinyl, sounds(sounded) warmer, fuller, better.

Still working on the book for daddy??

P never reads the blog itself, only his e-mail, and new titles don't go there, so he will not see the title of this entry, and neither will you unless you look in the right place.

Excrement

What is this apparent obsession? If anybody poops in my bed while I'm at the cabin, I don't know what I'll do.

Golf & Exercise Equipment,"FREE", You Haul

Golf & Exercise Equipment,"FREE", You Haul

1. Treadmill
2. Stepper
3. Tall man's golf clubs
4. Balls, tees, covers, old rags, towels, divot fixers, used score cards.
5. "MUCH, MUCH MORE"!!! Too wonderful to advertise.

ALL THIS plus more household junk will be available, "FREE, YOU HAUL", till 7/11/2005.

Arrangement for storage of no more than a month may be made if necessary.

NO CALLS, NO CREDIT CARDS, NO PERSONAL CHECKS, NO MEDICAID OR OTHER 3RD PARTY
CHECKS

Georgia in July

My flight into Hotlanta is Friday, July 1st, sometime after 7:00 p.m. Central Time, when the plane leaves Chicago. JoJo will arrive the following Thursday, driving to the cabin from Hotlanta. He and I can then drive to Hotlanta on Sunday, early in the morning, to catch our flight back to Chicago. This schedule (or JoJo's attendance) could change if our dog walker has surgery.

We can hardly wait. I hope we can go tubing after JoJo arrives, but understand that scheduling is always up in the air.

So scary about the water-front property. I'm with Gock on the WTF about the sand-stealing.

The EvaDewer's faith is tested

Relative lightweight storm Arlene didn't mean much damage to most people in Florida. Turns out, however, that we (Pinnacle Port) aren't "most people". Because the state not only failed to replenish our beach (we're considered a private beach, so no tax dollars could be used), but in fact took more sand away from us to replenish other beaches, the surf is now crashing against the foundation of our building, removing even more sand as it draws away. There is a video from the local TV station in the link, if you get it today. With any luck, the publicity will get us some help.

Shit. This could get ugly.

Happy Fathers' Day to Pert & Gock & EvaDewer

Happy Fathers' Day to Pert & Gock & EvaDewer
Hope it is wonderful for each of you.

"GOD IS FOR THE USA"

Saw this on a magnetic ribbon covered with stars and stripes on a local car today. This is the best one I've seen yet. My head is bruised from beating it against my car window and I am hoarse from screaming. Aaarghh!!

Pert and koALa, On The Road Again, Naturally

P & K ETD Morganton, 6/06/2005. ETA Jax, Mayo, 6/08/2005. ETA Home Again ???
Purpose: PT for Px, Tx, Rx.
Non jargon version: We are leaving soon today for Mayo in Jacksonville to see a Physical Therapist who will examine P, show him the exercises to do and how to do them, give P a list of what to do at home and a prescription for any appliances recommended for P. We plan to be home by night on the eighth, but may stop somewhere on the way.

Gockalina's Special Day

All eight of us in the Guarnieri household wish the happiest birthday of all to our brother Gyin. Love and All That Comes with It.

"And The Green Flag Is Out!"

It can some years sound kind of like, "And another foul tip," just to chime in with my Carey/Carnegie connection. I can't decide if it would be appropriate if JJ's first year were rained out, but I have fond memories, both ways.
No rain: I saw my hero win what was then "a new track record."
Rain: I got to know "Dick" Hess a whole lot better.

Wh00t! The gloves are off now!

Looks like we'll have another way to entertain ourselves on the way to the track! I wonder how much profanity is allowed?

The Thing That Wouldn't Die

Hey, I don't need for him to kick the bucket, really, but can't he take a hint?. At least this year we might get to hear him drop in mid-sentence. Surely this won't mean we can't make fun of him aloud, right?

I Don't Live in a Van Down by the River

. . . but I kind of wish I did. Mr. Man had a trying come-to-Jesus talk with Papa Gunne this afternoon at the hospital, with one or two of his sisters along for support. His pa owned up to some things and agreed to some things about which we had expected him to protest, all in all making the future look hopeful for his recovery (both psychologically and physically). He has back and foot surgery sometime in the next week.

Tomorrow, Mr. Man will be making arrangements to fly to Indianapolis this Saturday evening. I don't know when he'll fly back, but I'm guessing he'd like to stay until the dudes from Georgia leave. When will that be?

I'm very happy that he will get to spend time with you all. I know he'll have a blast, and a respite from this emotional responsibility will do him great good.

Goodnight, Mr. Funnyman...

Because I don't chew *my* cabbage twice, neither.

Vroom Vroom 2005

Pert, Thing 3 and I will leave for La Maison de Gock on Saturday morning, full of piss and vinegar. We'll stop and urinate at the first gas station, leaving only vinegar, which we'll probably use on a side salad with our Sonny's ribs that we get as we're driving through KY. (Who the hell am I kidding? We won't get salad.)

Before we get there, I intend to stop at one of Crazy Moe's Fireworks emporiums in Tennessee in preparation for the Codependence Week festivities. They'll probably be open on Memorial Day on the trip back down, but why take a chance?

We'll probably stop at a store when we get close and pick up a bunch of meat for cookin', chicken for takin', and beer for drinkin'.

I'm somewhat inclined to pull a little for the chick. That will no doubt subside when I hear the squeals associated with each mention of her name on race day. That will leave me with our best Buddy Lazier (you know, cause it rhymes with "brassiere") as my favorite.

Word on the street is that the estimable Jo Jo Gunne may be able to join us. I sure hope that can happen!

Just Words and a Tune

Slightly depressing news, makes my problems miniscule. Thanks to Gock for always digging in. Thanks to KoAla for being there, the same goes for the whole GA crew, without whom this form of communication wouldn´t be possible. Eva´s a mensch, and his old lady gets a ribbon too. Big thanks to Fools and her Gunn for continual support of an indeed unique kind.

The biggest thanks to Pert, for being brave enough not to play too deep. I miss you, and love you, and can´t wait to see you to celebrate our indypendence the way it's meant to be.

JoJoGunne Part II

I really hate for my return to the board to be under the current circumstances. The past couple months have been spent crazily, watching, disciplining and managing a supposed baseball team, along with my ever difficult father. I've been close to contributing many times, only to be interrupted by a whinny outfielder or whinny "Dad" or "Buddy." I have, however, been getting regular reports from KOF along with viewing the occasional day's info. My heart goes out to you all and especially P. I can't pretend to imagine what this is like but I do know how lucky he is to have all of you.
Ever since I was indoctrinated in Smithdom, I've loved every minute of it. You're a special, special group.
I've always stuck out in my family, love them as I do. The unorthodox one, the southpaw---but when I'm around you guys, I never have to worry or pretend or censor myself and that's really nice. I'm here for you whenever you call for whatever reason. P will always be in my thoughts as will the entire Smith family. I love and admire you all.

The Prius is here!

Afterdinner (Agatha, whatever) is now bragging about her 50 MPG vehicle. It's sweet. Lots of toys for me to play with, and drives like a dream. I expect we may see it come July 4th week. Don't everybody crowd around.

Take a breath, everybody

Yeah, we're all freaking out a little. All except the principles, that is. (Thanks for the calming words, Koala.) We've got a forum here for expelling our fears, ideas, and feelings. Let's take advantage of it.

I think I can speak for all when I say that I'm especially looking forward to Mem day weekend, and even more for "Cabin Week". I don't remember, irrespective of recent events, when I've looked forward to a vacation more in my life. Everyone in the same crib? This is gonna be a blast. Let's come forth with the ideas for the week. Koala has started the ball rolling with the tubing adventure. Anyone else have any itches to scratch?

There's a lot of shit going on here. Let's work through it.

P going To Jacksonville

Appointment next Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 7:00AM. Must fast for 24 hours before that. That's all I know. We will leave Monday morning.

Independence Daze Redux

I'm taking the whole week off. First chance I get, I'll make concrete arrangements to have the offspring for the same.

Meanwhile, what about "accidental rituals"? Think in terms of Calvinball in slow motion.

Non-Sequitur is One Year Old today

And they said it would never last.

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Timmy and the Remake Factory

I know he´s still capable of doing good work, but no matter what anyone says, the newest Apes isn´t something that´ll be watched again the way the original still is, and that´s with the Heston anchor. Or maybe that´s the point, he so bad it´s camp, and the Burton version is just bad. The apes looked better in the original.

So I´m telling anyone who´ll listen how important it is to see the original film version, "Wonka", before reading the book, or seeing the Depp do his what-looks-to-me-upon-preliminary-previewing like a gentler Michael Jackson-if-the-sugery-had-worked take. Yeah, I know. It´s truer to the book. Anyone seen Batman lately? Long live Adam West.

And coming to a theater near you: The Bad News Bears. Don´t tell me that they haven´t run out of ideas.

Childish? I'll show you childish...

Hope everyone has a great weekend! We'll be headed to Pertoalaville tomorrow mid day. Ahhhh! West and wewaxation at wast!

Psycho Bride

We saw this billboard Sunday night, before the "solved" update was appended to it, and wanted to take a picture of it. I just can't stop laughing at those "crazy eyes".