Misogynism never goes out of style!

If you don't like "Andy Capp" and "The Lockhorns", you're just not trying hard enough...

T1 has finished her Masters work

Her paper is submitted, defended, and edited. She'll be headed cross-country in January to work in D.C.

Finally, for k & P, the time has come.

The gifts of the season.

We will be joyfully entertaining, with much gratitude, all who visit us this Xmas holiday. We will have turkey and all the stuff that goes with it. Anyone who desires may bring any alcohol of his/her choice. We will order or buy pretty much whatever food anyone wants.

We have pretty lights in the windows and a red on red tree. We have warm (heated with electric pads) beds for each and every one. We even have a glowing stove in one room.

We have a ramp out the back door to sled on if the weather should allow. The ramp does, however, have a bump every three boards to stop a wheelchair from careening into the shed in back should the pilot lose control. This might hinder the sled thing, or at least cause bruised butts.

What we do not have is purchased items to give to each family member.

We are grateful to be able once more to celebrate our love for all of you and your love for us. Your love is made abundantly clear to us by the effort you make to spend time with us whenever you can. Please let that gift of love, which could not be surpassed by anything money might buy, be what we share this season.

We eagerly anticipate the get-together.

PS: Don't bring ham.

It's All Fun and Games 'Till Somebody Drowns

Funny and morbid, they don't make PSA's like this anymore.

That omnipresent voice is Donald Pleasance.

"Dwindling Docket Mystifies Supreme Court"

Does it really surprise anyone that those who once looked to this court for justice now choose to wait for a less political forum. This group obviously is/are severely slanted and can be relied on only to select presidents. Good grief, is everyone mad? Are they stupid in addition to biased?

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Beautiful rendition of "Peace" (a theme)

gMail strikes again

Check what Google tried to sell me after Mama's comment about the homos.

koALee Contributes, Rates "Love" (pseudo-beatles meet Percy faith)

Okay, I admit it,I was flim-flammed. The description sounded sooo good. And I am sooo disappointed. Sounds like an imitation of the beatles played by Percy Faith and his strings on Qualude and found on Easy Listening on Sunday afternoon in Peachtree City or any Del Webb development. Dammit. And I paid good $ for this, although I got free shipping--beware websites bearing gifts, I says. Anyone want the new "Love" album? Free?

A risk I'm willing to take

Have we lost the ability to contribute on our own, other than to comment on articles and videos, or put a line in the Chatterbox? I don't care.

This right here is funny, I don't care who ya are...

Effin' short version of Pulp Fiction

Safe for neither work nor children. Because Lebowski needed some company. Click the link if the embedded vid ain't there.

Aunt Margie and cousin Preston Invited To Xmas

I talked a long time to Preston today and invited him and his mother to Xmas with us. He is coming over tomorrow to watch the Colts with Pert. He is alone now. Okay by you all, I hope.

There will be dire consequences to your sinful ways

If the embed doesn't work, follow the link

Disgorged Matter?

On our way out of town, within seconds of driving away from Echo (ECHO?), we noticed an odor quite similar to the one that hovered in the kitchen that one day. At first we believed that, oh no, it had been one of us all along--my God, we brought a vomitty smell with us! Then, after the odor dissipated (as if it had been lingering in the air around the car, had been sucked into the circulation system, and then had blown away once we left the area), we concluded that Gock must have been correct: icky, scary bile gas of some unusual sort floats around Fletcher Place!

Three video links, because I'm in a giving mood

Number 2

There are no words...

Schadenfreude

Bus 1, Hummer 0
Indy School Bus Drivers represent!

Had a great holiday weekend

Thanks for everything, everybody. I was pretty much the poster child for this:



























It was fuckin' great.

Something To File Away For A Much Later Date

Never too early to start on that underground bunker you always dreamed of building.

Current Happiness Quotient at ECHO

Linky

Will somebody tell me how to put a clickable link in the title? or show me at thksgvg.
Everything is cool here. Yesterday a retiree dinner. Mostly, lots of stuff to do every day in and on the house. And no end in sight. I'm lovin' it. G & GT here on weekends a lot, work on house moving along, new washer, new cable internet connection, mostly lots of distractions daily and upstairs will be there later. Got video from Agatha. Thanks. Looking forward with happy anticipation to the rest.

That's My Line

What a great find. Our favorite ownage in TV history.

The Magnificient Six?

I find it particularly annoying that reports and graphics almost always list the current Independents as Democrats. Aren't they, in fact, not alligned with any party?

With Independent Bernie Sanders taking over Jim Jeffords Senate seat, and Gleeber Man defeating his former fellow Democrat Lamont--and assuming the Dems are miraculously awarded Virginia and Montana--they'll still hold no majority. Technically that honor stays with the GOP by a Chewney tie-break at 49-49. Granted, Sanders, a reported Socialist, would vote with the Democrats as Jeffords did, but contrary to what the pundits say, Gleeber Man is not to be counted on.

What does this do to chairmanships and the like is what I wunner bout?

Hey, Ortega is back in business! Sandinista Frente Sandinista de Liberación Nacional!

Rent Rocks (a weekend in a downtown city)

Saturday:
3PM: While looking at movie listings, considering the possibility of seeing one, I mention that RENT is showing across the street. I assume GT wouldn't qualify to see it. GT says she may, G affirms it. We go online; there is a show at 4PM. GT thinks we should drive. And worries that we are not dressed appropriately. I don't care. P's old red sweat pants, a Purdue sweatshirt, black Reboks, a bushy head of uncombed hair; this seems to me perfect RENT. It is.
We get tix in the 10th row center on the floor, fabulous wonderful seats.
Okay, I was going to go on and on and on about all the cool details of this experience, but I just told them to OML on the phone and now they have been expressed and are out of me.
However, it was a great, memorable happening from conception to review and I told GT she had to remember it forever. P & G watched tv or whatever and when we got back we ordered in Chinese and for a while there I was living Seinfeld and Mad About You.
The set was created like my kind of art, with junk and trash and lights and shadows and the musicians were on stage and visable and the sound was great and...oh well, maybe you needed to be there. And we got t-shirts. "NO day but today" on the back of mine sold me.
There was a bar in the lobby, just like in old Broadway theater movies.
WEll, I had a good time. So did GT.
GT spent the night and G picked her up at 9A and they will be back later to watch the Colts with P...and me.

Thanksgiving will be at ECHO, as will we all

We move to ECHO next Wednesday, 11/08/06. The movers are scheduled.
Shower in, floor down. Plumbing incomplete, but should be done by then.
Tower notified. Need to get a letter from P's doc to break lease & get $ back.
Work on ECHO still in progress, but the time has come.
Now I gotta change all those addresses again, Yuck.

A few from the funeral weekend

KOF and JoJo were good enough to provide some photographic evidence of the weekend's proceeding. Because Blogger is being persnickity about uploading them inline, I've uploaded many of them to flickr.

Thanks for sending them, JoJo!

Perfect Gift for the Geezer in your life

I check this site for info

http://www.wemove.org/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi

It helps me to know what others deal with and what to expect--somewhat.

Armageddon Is Near? Or Paradise, Perhaps?

1. Amazon is selling groceries, including ice cream. I got an e-mail this morning. (ice cream?)
2. Ivy, who never gets up before noon, called and woke me at 10:00 am.
3. High here today predicted to be 75.
4. Colts now 7-0. Ditto Da Bears.

Entries anyone?

Granny Has Passed

Sometime this evening. Ken & Rog will arrange. P says he won't go, but I think he will. I think he needs to and I plan to push him to do it. Don't know details yet. Will let you know. Location is at Akins Funeral HOme on Highway 5 in Blue Ridge. (7871 Blue Ridge Drive Blue Ridge, GA)

Campaign Season Disclosure

My car is at Goodyear, right around the corner, having it's passenger side mirror repaired. This will take one day and I will pay the total cost from private funds.

In the interest of full disclosure, I did it. I swiped a support pedestal on the out ramp of the apartment parking lot. P had nothing to do with it. I accept full responsibility.

In my defense, I was watching a guy who was going to be in my path after I reached the bottom of the ramp and must have inadvertantly leaned a little to the right. This is no excuse, though, and I will continue to accept any repercussions. No public funds will be used to allay the pain and embarrassment caused by this incident.

After consulting with my advisors, it is possible I may enter a recovery program, perhaps an Eve Arden Spa, to deal with my problems.

Thank you for your compassion and support.

Why, Oh Why, Don't You Get A Manual????

with Photoshop 4.0 or whatever. Can one get a manual someplace? I can't figure out how to even get a picture side by another picture so I can play with them. Waaa! My new bicycle has two flat tires and I got no pump.

if buying flat panel monitor...

is 'analog only' okay? any must haves? do de come with cords and plugs?
RSVP pr favor

Gene Janson - RIP

Career highlight: Worked with one OML in "Blink"

P's ma cared for by Hospice

Still in the nursing home, but the care is oriented differently, as she wanted. They say she is comfortable, in no pain, sleeps well, and it may be a few days or less.

Happy Birthday Tommy Boy

I think Tommy took offence at the Padres' Kurt Bevacqua for calling him a "fat little Italian" which elicited the provided clip.

Grab My Balls

A Bouquet for Acting Boy

Make 'em feel the blood in their stools!

Pert & koAla to Compound before Labor Day, etc.

We will leave here Thursday or Friday, be there for the w/e, stay till the 12th or so. P can see his pals. I can get hair done. P is on blood draws once a week now and we can carry our order to the compound and do it while we are there. Still see play on Friday the 8th.

We are having ECHO (the 719 house has a new name, dubbed by GT only) fixed up.

New, 36 inch wide back door and storm/screen.

All new windows, where they aren't already done.

Wooden, 10 x 12 deck in back, with railings, level with kitchen floor, with wheelchair ramp toward back and steps to sidewalk, toward front.

New shelter over back door to replace the old metal awning.

New, psuedo wood (golden oak, wide boards) floors in living room, dining room, downstairs bedroom.

Chimney has been repaired and bathroom vent pipe fixed so no more leaking in.

New shower, wall to wall, walk in, with molded seats on both sides, in downstairs bath where washer and dryer are now.
W and D will be moved to kitchen, somewhere tbd later.

New electric furnace and a/c, now or later, depending on what furnace person says tomorrow. (AC has stopped working.)

Sometime after all this is done (except furnace) we will move there. We hope to be able to do Thanksgiving dinner there this year, even if we haven't moved in yet. We hope with many dogs.

We hope this doesn't give anybody hark attacks. This is not an overnight decision and we both ('we' and 'both' are redundant, I know, but makes the point better) agree on it.
Love to all

Boys Beware

Wow. Remember this?

Rainy Days and Sundries

A few pieces of news, or at least information from the Southern front. First, some housekeeping:

• Thanks go to koALa, who figured out the source of her problem posting to the blog: Google has decided to try to tie your GMail ID (if you have one) to your Blogger ID. Therefore, if you decide to create a new post, you might get the sign-in page, with your GMail name and password pre-loaded on the appropriate lines. If you try to sign in that way, you won't be recognized, and it will merely invite you to create a new page. So, you may either (1) log back in with the appropriate user name, or (2) if you want to avoid that trouble in the future, I can send an invitation email to your current GMail address, and you can sign up from there. Let me know if you want to do that, and I'll test it out before trying it on one of you.

• The good news is that this is the beginning of a pretty major upgrade to Blogger (the first since Google bought this POS). The changes aren't available to us yet (unless we create a new blog), but I'll post more when it's time to switch over. I may try to transfer over the pics we have over on EvaPictures, then use that site as a guinea pig before risking all of our data (or whatever it is we have here) in an upgrade, and consolidate the two sites at that time. (If you listen carefully, you can almost hear the entire family struggling mightily to give a damn.)
  

On a more personal level:

• T3 is now in the employ of Hollywood "Hey, at least we're not Blockbuster" Video. He found that restaurant work wasn't to his liking (most of us can relate to that). He started this week, and one of his perks is that he can have three movies out at a time for no charge. This may be the best thing that ever happened...to me.

• The EvaDewer will also be working in a different position soon, though it will be with his current company, in a different group. This may not mean much to the rest of you, but it's a godsend for him. Among other things, this will mean a few trips to India a year. With any luck, some stops along the way might be possible.
  

• Gock has been quiet about it, but he is working again, as well. I'm sure he'll update us as he sees fit. Or maybe I'm not sure, so I just wrote that to be on the safe side.

Ink for the new play

The might Gwinnett Daily Post has some stuff in today's Arts and Leisure about Lionheart, the new play, and other doins.

The print version has the cast names in it, and another picture of me. But you'll have to trust me on that. Because it's all about me.

August 14, 2006 Many Happy Returns, Dear OML

I accidentally posted this message on pictures. Go there for the whole message. Happy Birthday, OML. We love you and miss you.

Life in the City Yesssss

It's 11:40 Friday night and I just got back from an AA meeting and breakfast at Waffle House with Ivy. The windows and the balcony door are open. I'm listening to the roar of motors and the screeching of tires and the laughter and yelling of kids who just left the performance of a rock band that played at the Murat tonight. It sounds alive and exciting and I love it. I walked to the circle today and a violin contest was playing at the Symphony (the old Circle Theater) and I could hear the music a block away. Everyone was out for lunch on the sidewalks and tables at the restuarants were full and people were picnicing on the steps of the circle. One family In Universtiy Park even had a red & white checked tablecloth. The bloodmobile was on the circle too. Summer in the city, I love it.

Low res pictures of where I'm moving are online

Go to the usual place, the one where we rock, and add /HousePics/

You eat like that!

Sure, we've all seen it. But it's still the best.

A Visit Well Spent

Tini and I would like to extend our sincerest thanks to all of you for looking out for us during what turned out to be a more wonderfuller stay then even expected. This refers not just to the love and hospitality that you always show, but also your assistence, patience, and understanding. KOF and JOJO bent over backwards to accomodate OML with all of his special needs, GOCK rocked, and then he and GT1 rolled us around from place to place--including an emergency pick-up, KOALA made last minute arrangements and a real good time, PERT slept in the street so we didn't have to, and EVA, T3, T4, and AGATHA showed their charm, making the foreigner feel at home. Everyone pretty much did all of the above.

Apologies go to all of those who didn't manage to get their pics on EVA's Place. I don't have a lot of experience with documentation. We are safe and sound, and look forward to our next visit.

Do you have to use so many cuss words?

Not safe for work, if the speakers are on. Not worth the time, if they aren't.

Gock 'n' Roll Reprise

Despite his lamenting a lack of disciplined practice, the Gockster rocked hard enough last night for this music lover. Noah, the very talented host of the evening, played with several different combos, exhibiting the give(ing) and take required. My favorite of these was of course the one with his Gockness. Gock on!

While you're dreaming of the moonlight on the Wabash...

It should come as no surprise to most of us that Indiana is ground zero.

Milk, Baby (sort of)

JoJo and I and a friend of ours attended an improv show at PROP THTR in Chicago last night and watched a performance by "The Impending Behavior Orchestra," of which our own OML is a member. There was "movement" and music and projections in the background. Much of the music was interesting, much of it was rockin' good. Some of the movement was interesting, certainly all of it talented. The most fun part for us, though, was the solo stand-up act by OML. He's a funny, clever, and cute guy; all of Eva's sisters are.

Got Any Plans for Christmas?

I have a rather unhealthy fascination with Stallone so I'll (and by that I mean KoF too) be there.

Mais pourquoi!? Mais pourquoi!?

You know who else is gay?

At the end, he sounds like "how do you live???"

Sorkin Rules

If you liked "The West Wing," then you'll like this . . .

Vakashun Skejool Dubble-aught six

Here's your unofficial guide to all things koALapalooza:
All dates and locations subject to change on a whim:

Sunday, June 25-Friday, June 30
Gock and TO tan and dance in PCB










Friday, June 30
OML arrives at Hartsfield Hillbilly Aeropark
Gock and TO drive up to Norx from PCB
Pert and koALa load up and drive from PertoALaville North to PertoALaville South

Saturday, July 1
Day - Pert and klOAa join the rest of the Norx Krewe
Evening - The EvaDewer humiliates himself in front of what may be as many as 10 people, with help from T4

Sunday, July 2
P, K, G, TO, and OML head up to PertoALaville South during the day
The EvaDewer, T3 and T4 head up after the matinee performance.

Monday, July 3 - Wednesday, July 5
Whatthefuckeverwewannadofreeforallhidethekidsanddon'tlookEthel! There may or may not be boats, or boating, or people who own boats. There may or may not be pyrotechnics. But, by god, there will be dancing!











Thursday, July 6
The EvaDewer and his young'ns repair to Norx, to do shows Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.
Pert & koALa head for PertoALaville North

After that
Who the hell knows? But if you do, put it in the comments, and I'll update this post.

Father's Day? Ha! There Oughtta Be a Pert Day.

I think all of his children agree, of all his wonderful qualities, our dad's warm and affectionate sincerity stands out most. Sure, he was a little mushy at times, but who of us cared? The hugs and kisses always available, he would pat our heads if the situation called for it--even after we became adults! The man never uttered a cross word; he always--always--had kind, sweet, and supportive things to say to us, even when we had done something wrong--heck, especially when we'd done something wrong.

"Anyone could have made such a mistake."
"That's why they call them 'accidents.'"
"Smarter persons than you have goofed worse than that."
All of us remember words like these just when we needed them.

So, let's all raise our glasses to Father, who--uh, wait a minute. Is this the Johnson family blog? I might have stumbled onto the wrong blog. . . .

My Brothers' Talents

While we're on the topic, I want to let you know about the night I was lucky enough to go watch and listen to Gyinny Gyittar play with other musicians at a local pub called "Locals Only" in Indianapolis. (The place isn't Keepers, but that's okay; I suspect Gock would need more work in the EuroDiscoBeat genre to keep up in there.) As you all know, I am no musician, so my critique is unsophistocated. Nevertheless, here it is: he was great! He played well and, despite his disappointment that his noise was "crisp" (because of his guitar being plugged directly onto an amp), I really enjoyed the clarity of his sound. He really worked well with the other musicians (of which there were four: a second guitar player--Gock played lead--a bass player, a drummer, and a back-up or second drummer). They all sounded really good together.

GOCK ROCKS!!!!!!!

Ink for the play

Grabbed this review from the AJC this morning. The print version actually has a nice picture of me; so she liked my looks, even if she wasn't very enthusiastic about my acting. Well, more accurately, she fell in love with the variety of supporting players and their comic relief, which is to be expected, if you see the play.

Note the love that T4 gets for her sound efforts, though! How 'bout that?

P & k's Excellent Latest Adventures in Indy

June 9 through June11: P had increasing left chest/side pain for 2 or 3 days.

June 12: 10:00 a.m.: P goes to ER, diagnosed with multiple blood clots in both lungs, started on blood thinners. 8:30 p.m.: P admitted to St. Francis at Beech Grove. Continues blood thinners.

June 14: 2:00 p.m.: P released from hospital, goes home, via drugstore, to pick up meds.

Currently: P gets Lovemax, 120mg. injections at 10A & 10P, given subcutaneously by k. P takes 5mg. coumadin once daily at bedtime. P goes to St. Francis, Beech Grove lab daily for blood tests to determine blood levels--"thinness". Doc will call with info on when to stop injections and/or how to adjust medications.

Follow up appointments to be made in 2 to 4 weeks.

P is feeling well and happy and laughing and drinking beer. Must begin regimen tonight (June 15th) of bedtime after 10P shot.

P & k plan to go to GA. the first week in July if blood levels are stable enough to go that long without bood tests, but it is impossible to make definite plans now due to fluctuating blood. :)
Picture that!

There are gobs of people who regularly take coumadin and have blood checked.
love from Indy

Appropriate String for k & P Information

We are set up in the apartment. Still need to arrange medical, get doctors, dentists, eyes, etc. Working on transfering checking, charge, bill paying, e-mail changes, blah blah blah, but it consumes time. P weaker, stumblier, difficulty getting out of bathtub with 5 grab bars. He watches tv--new 26" HDTV, but not paying for HD broadcast, works Sudoku, reads and seems happy. As I am, Except for that little ache in the stomach that never goes away. We see Gock & his T a lot and are glad. But we miss Eva's and Agatha's and all the T's proximity too. We are open for visitors any time and would welcome any and all who show up. You'd love it. See everyone in July. Be prepared to tag or take whatever you want.

(Le Sigh) Test Post

Just want to see if there is a problem at blogspot.

Glad He Was Born?

Well sure!

Hope He Hangs Around Some More?

You bet!

Let's make this the best year ever, okay?

The "My Life" materials are ready for remix. Registration required to d/l

The original 24-track recordings are available for download either track-by-track, or all together.

You can download MP3 or WAV files. Yowza!

A Good Time Was Had By All

Thanks to everybody for everything they did to make this Race Weekend a joyous and memorable one.

I love all of you and I think I need another couple of pints of water to get replenished, still.

Hot time in the old town...?

Make of it what you will, but the prognosticators are calling for partly cloudy skies with a high of 87 on Race day. Pack your favorite flavor of sunscreen.

Non-Sequitur South will be two (Pert and yours truly), as T3 is working all weekend. There is a good chance that we'll be able to drive up on Friday, if that isn't a problem. Don't plan to make a fuss; we'll bring stuff if we're there at a decent hour. What's the ETA on Jo Jo?

P & K Lease 2br/1b in Downtown Gocktown

K's plan is to be there with visits to Eva & Agatha, perhaps by plane, periodically. We will go up after Eva & Pert return from the 500. My head is so full of stuff I have trouble articulating--well I guess that would be keying.
One trip to Evaville will be for the upcoming play.
There is more work here (GA) than I want to spend my time doing now. I can take care of P much easier in this apt. We both have friends there who will come visit & King and/or JoJo can come down. Biggest drawback is being farther from Eva & Agatha, but I need to cut down on space to manage and maintain now.
Guest apartments may be rented in the tower complex for only $50.00 a night. So we could still all get together for large gatherings if we wanted. Winter holidays come to mind.
I plan to transfer bills, business, etc., and make that the main residence.
PS: I got a pre-pay cell phone. Ludites can adapt after all.
AMENITIES: 1 bedroom, 1 bath, accessible fitness complex with recumbent bike, stepper, elliptical thing, universal weight machine, treadmill, Nordic track, regular stationary bike, hot tub, sauna, steam room. There is an outdoor Olympic? Pool with chairs and umbrellas. An enclosed courtyard a community room with giant TV and wifi plus a couple computers. All this stuff is accessible with no stairs to negotiate and there are grocery, hardware, bookstore, shopping with walking distance.
We will look up those Shy-Drager sites later and I can make sure P does what he needs to.
Right now I'm sorting through what to take so I can manage all the business from there.
Everything else is yet to be firmed up.(ie: renting this, selling this,keeping this for vacations.)
I'm not moving furniture. I have bought a new queen and Gock will send me a hide-a-bed after race w/e is over. Other stuff I plan to buy new. Sort of a snake shedding it's skin type of thing.

Be prepared in July to select anything in this house you want to keep.

I think I'm gonna sit this one out.

Anyway, didn't one of those guys roll his truck a couple of weeks ago?

Insert Annual Self-congratulatory Post Here

We're two years old now! Happy Anniversary, all, and thanks for contributing so generously.

Under the wire!

A is for the... aw, fuck it. Happy Mother's Day! I hope your travels are fun and fruitious.

We just got back from Miami. T2 is all gradumicated, and we had a wunnerful weekend down there.

Al Dimeola

He will be at the Variety Playhouse on June 11.

I very highly recommend attending.

Car Accidents, Purchases, & Thefts in GA

This heading seems necessary, given the oddly high number of "issues" there seem to be with automobiles in the Atlanta area.

Shower Issues

This blog is for comments about the new showers. It may also be used to comment about the condition of JoJo's & King's upstairs shower, which, come to think of it, might better be discussed under the heading for revolting posts. . . . This is too hard!

Inappropriate Blogs Go Here

Post whatever revolting crap you want under this heading.

Look out, the Foyt's are gonna kill everybody!

Pretty quiet 'round here so I thought I'd post some seating info for Race Day

The Fab Five's seats:

Location: SW Vista, Sec.13, Row HH, Seats 6,7,8,9 & 10.

P & K Order Two New Showers

A guy is coming on the 27th to start work. A regular size fiber glass shower downstairs in K's room and replace the P house bathtub with a white porceline tile walk-in shower filling the same space as the tub does now. All with grab bars. I am so happy. All baths will be upstairs after that.

It sure is boring out there...

so I'll post upcoming events:

April 14-17 - Ag and the EvaDewer head to the beach!
April 16-25 - Pert & Koala join us there
May 11-14 - T2 gets gradumacated in Miami. We take advantage of that by planning a 4 day weekend there. We might even attend the ceremony!
May 27-29 - Gock, Jo Jo, the EvaDewer, and Pert: Vroom vroom!
June 25-29 - Gock and GT1 hit PCB with a ferocious dancing vengeance
June 26 - First hurricane of the season smacks the Panhandle
July 1-8 - "Pertoalapalooza '06 - The Caucasion Invasion"

The Future is in Safe Hands

Know what I'm sayin'?

I knew I liked this guy

Pretty interesting or so would say our friend, Spiro C. Theorist. I've heard some of this stuff before and maybe you have too. The major media outlets picked up the story but those good 'ole boys at "Google" didn't think much of it...at least not at first.

http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/march2006/230306googlecensoring.htm

Choco Party. Good good!

Aw, is this gonna be *that* kinda site?

Anyone having problems posting?

Seems like I've been seeing a lot of flooble messages about frustrations when trying to post. Is anyone still suffering from that? Is it just new messages, or is it comments, too? Please post a comment to this thread, if you've been having difficulty, and describe the specifics. If you can't post a comment, put some data in the Chatterbox, and I'll see if I can figure out what the problem is. I know that the Google Geeks replaced a troublesome router last week, and that may have been the source of some of the issues.

Remember, we here at "Non-Sequitur" value each and every one of our clients -er- family members, and want to provide as positive an experience as possible when you visit us!

T3 gainfully employed

Panera Bread Company has put the boy in the workforce. He interviewed and got the job today. Apparently the specific "willing to work spring break" skillset he possesses was what separated him from the pack. It's about damn time he started supporting *me* for a while.

Long Tour

What do ya say, jojo, you and me re-up and put this one on our dream sheet?!

"All anyone wants is a little unfair advantage" - Pert

Could OML have helped this poor boy?

He's Baaack

Prince - "Black Sweat"

May not stay up long

Barry Bonds--- The Official Definition

A no good, dirty, rotten, perjuring, cheating, condescending , unfaithful, unappreciative, spiteful, malignant, racist, browbeating piece of vomit-ridden dogshit.

P Has FIVE (5) Tickets for #90!

Date: Sunday, May 28, 2006.

Time: Because of Daylight Savings Time, although the tickets are printed 12:00Noon EST., the race, according to an curmudgeny insert with the tickets, will actually start, (long, pained, implied sigh from IMS) for the SECOND time, at 1:00PM EDT, (local time.)
You'd think by the second year they could get it right.

Location: SW Vista, Sec.13, Row HH, Seats 6,7,8,9 & 10.

P is pleased. I hope you all are also.

For a deputy he was a fine landlord

When he left Mayberry, the show died a horrible death. When he moved in after the Ropers left, "Three's Company" was rejuvenated (I myself never really cared for the above mentioned Ropers).

I'd say he was pretty good.

Be Handsome, Be Attractive, Don't Be Unattractive

I'm positive this is from SNL.

Bond...Shemp Bond

Hey, I don't really care. The Bond franchise stopped mattering a long time ago. These guys have a point, though. And there's one of Curley, too!

Following Fripp

Road trip
friday night feeling
caffeine buzz
music on the radio
free, high, sing along
tires hum
cracked window whistles
gas up, pee, more coffee
flying
I'm somebody else tonight
Have fun Gock!

Wait! Now they're saying that he's still alive!

Little known fact: Gowdy rarely knew what the hell he was talking about. He'll be the first at the gate to "high-five" Tom Carnegie when his time mercifully comes.

Classic funny PSAa

These have been around for quite a while, but some of you may not have seen them.

"Look at all your different colored hats!"

k Has New Stove Installed in Downstairs Room

No, not a cook stove. A smaller version of the one in the corner of the l/r (that heats the house.) This heats the downstairs of the two story. k is happy as a clam. Why do they say that, are clams happy? P. as you can well imagine, is extatic (sp?) clicking his heels together and all like that. Too cool. Tell the kids.

'Large Breast Appreciation Week'

Amusing

Tomorrow is opening night for Eva

Break a leg.

Rog ****'s Up A Perfectly Executed Plan

After all remuneration and benifits were settled, Rog's uneasiness wouldn't let him rest, so while I was up north he and P went and laid all the past financial details regarding G's place out for the powers that be. So now we have to hand over 1/3 of the sale price on the domicile to the UCNH. "I'm sure glad my folks taught me smarter than that." That's a quote from the sister who took care of my mother in this regard and warned me after she found out the hard way. Hope this makes sense.

Next in Line?

Sorry, I finally got around to installing Photoshop and couldn't resist. This is the way I see the latest events in history.

Rocky VI

Gngx...chntx....chnt....bwahaha!

Koalas make great Birfday gifts

As usual I'm late on dates but I'll take the easy way out and blame KoF and God for it.

We do hope that she enjoyed herself nonetheless eating Hershey Bars, chugging Diet Coke and watching a really awful football game.

Wikipedia Bans Access from Capitol Hill Computers

This is an NPR short about how congresspeople et al have edited info about themselves and their bosses. Funny.